News from Greg's Office
This was an actual email circulating my office today: We’ve installed a 4-stage deodorizing toilet seat in the 3rd floor men’s bathroom. It’s self-activating so you don’t have to do anything other than sit on it. It works by detecting skin, so if you wear long johns with the butt-flap, you might have some problems. The current scent is citrus eucalyptus, let me know if you like it. We can also install rainforest or jasmine lavender scents. God speed and good pooping, ---the manager--- Isn't technology great?

LOL XD

:lol: that could have some interesting scenario's! if someone comes in the office smelling strongly of citrus eucalyptus you'll know they haven't quite mastered toilet skills, or some git put the loo roll out of reach :shock:

My ass could smell of lavender. Erm.... How weird. lol. Is that butt-flap comment by any chance a Family Guy reference. lol.

Didn't George of the Jungle have a butt flap reference? christ i need to get out more :roll:

In related but totally unconnected news, look at what else has happened in the world of fancy toilet seats recently... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070416/od_nm/japan_toilets_dc;_ylt=AlMCp2R.taoP What happed to the good old days when relieving yourself did not involve science, technology, and inherent risk?

very strange.. lol

I just want to take a crap in peace!!